Carol Bartz doofs up by 10mil! Yaboohoo!!

Just read with incredulity the CNN Money interview from hell given by Carol Bartz –  she bemoans the over the phone manner of her dismissal but frankly I wouldn’t have had the balls to face her off given the exuberantly aggressive style of the lady.

Most of Linkedin users would shape up better in the aftermath of this Yaboohoo saga –  read an extract and post yr view.

I just sat with the former head of Yahoo iFrame implementation and I have to say the word clunk was shared at the table faster than the wine.  What Bartz fails to realize is the real failure of the product:  ON the handset its handling, button functionality and format sucks badly.

The design issue stands out – I believe the product would fly again if it had a better grasp of reality – what the user likes and needs.

The user needs have not been met and the slide has continued rather like the Nokia story.  Bartz saw the numbers only and not the writing on the wall posts.

Extract below…

Sometimes it’s difficult to know when Bartz is being serious. As I prod her to tell me what she might do next, I mention her age, 63—”fuck you, yeah,” she replies. And when I ask her if she’s on any other public company boards besides Cisco (CSCO), where she is lead independent director, she says, “I’m on Yahoo’s board.” She tells me that she plans to remain a Yahoo director—which might be unlikely since she has now called her fellow directors “doofuses.”

“I want to make sure that the employees don’t believe that I’ve abandoned them. I would never abandon them,” Bartz says. Besides, she adds, “I have way too many purple clothes.”

She’s referring to the color of Yahoo’s logo. “I wish the Yahoo people the best,” she adds, “because it’s a fantastic franchise.”


Update: Did this interview just cost Bartz $10 million? Yes, she had a non-disparagement clause

Microsoft Windows 8 preview – TILES for FILES?

While on tour on early September 2011 my client a key exec at Microsoft said here take a look at Microsoft 8 preview.

‘What’s the new feature?”  I watched her clutch at her cute HTC and to my surprise Window 8 loaded up nice and quick… whoa revolution!

“Tiles… it allows you to have a bookmark type of desk top which brings up yr latest areas or files…”

“Neat- simple and neat…”

“Yep but they keep changing stuff around so next week it may be something else…”

Yeah right!  So Tiles is as far as MS have gone on the creative curve guys… Apple should feel fairly safe on news of this clunky innovation waddle!

For those of us still recovering from Vista and 7 it had better be good.

Nick Garrett

Microsoft unveils its new Windows 8 operating system

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Microsoft’s Steven Sinofsky discusses new features in Windows 8

Microsoft has taken the wraps off the next generation of its Windows operating system.

Windows 8 is designed to run on tablet computers, as well as desktop and laptop PCs.

The software, which is due to be released in 2012 will work on the popular ARM-designed low power processors for the first time.

Microsoft has been under pressure to come up with an answer to Apple’s iOS and Google’s Android platforms.

Unveiling Windows 8 at the Build developers’ conference in California, Windows division president Steven Sinofsky declared: “We re-imagined Windows. From the chipset to the user experience.”

The system will function through one of two interfaces; a traditional desktop, similar to that seen in previous editions of Windows, and a tablet version, known as Metro.

Metro features larger, chunky controls of the sort that best suit touchscreen use. The current lack of such an input method is widely seen as the reason why few Windows 7 tablets exist.

Microsoft said that it would also be launching its own online marketplace – the Windows Store – to sell downloadable applications.

Chip changesOne of the biggest innovations for Windows 8 will be its compatibility with processors designed by ARM holdings.

Windows 8Windows 8 has been designed to be used on touchscreen devices

Chips based around the ARM architecture typically use very little power, and as a result are found in the vast majority of smartphones and tablets currently available.

To date, Windows devices have required Intel or Intel-compatible processors, with the exception of Microsoft’s Windows Phone range.

ARM chips are likely to be predominantly used on Windows 8 Metro devices, and will require ARM-specific versions of applications.

The company has not given details on the chips that will be integrated into desktop and laptop machines.

Tapping into any section of the Windows market will be seen as a huge boost for Cambridge-based ARM Holdings.

The company faces growing competition in the mobile device sector since Intel launched its tablet and smartphone-focused Oak Trail chipset in April 2011.

Tapping into that particular market is seen as vital for hardware manufacturers, and software-makers, such as Microsoft, as the market for traditional computers continues to be eroded.

Industry analysts Gartner predicted in April that the global market for tablets would reach 70 million this year, and grow to 300 million in 2015.

Sales of desktops and laptops are expected to continue growing, but at a much slower rate than in the past.